A comprehensive list of SRSLY AWESOME STUFF!

In this article I will outline the main factual points of why rattails are srsly awesome

Factual point No. 1: Rattails are awesome stuff

The rattail is a piece of artwork, a symbol of pride. Those who have stayed to their true roots are the those who will understand. Unfortunately, some people have forgotten the best hairdo of the 90’s and find ways to belittle its honor. As awesome as rattails are it doesn’t change the bittersweet fact: the demographic of rattail users belong to a trailer park. Nothing wrong with some trailer park pride. Without them we wouldn’t have this fine website: www.peopleofwalmart.com.

Creatures of Walmart

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A Suave Looking Pair of Fast Glasses

What do you need in order to achieve maximum performance in whatever you are currently doing? Easy. You need “Fast Glasses“.

Fast Glasses are a specific type of eyewear that only the most awesome people have. When Fast Glasses are worn, anything you are doing becomes instantly +100 times more awesome. People will look at you with awe and begin taking pictures, texting their friends and even approach you asking for your autograph. Fast Glasses are srs business. [Read more →]

Combos Flavors = Extreme Deliciousness

What is one of the best snack foods on this planet? Can you guess? Didn’t think so. If you want a srsly awesome snack food you would have your entire food pantry filled with nothing but Combos.

Combos combine the two best foods in the world to create the best snack food, ever. How can you go wrong? Start with an outside shell of baked cracker featuring tortilla or pretzel and then fill that shit with delicious pizza or cheese flavors. Ultra delicious… nay – Extreme Deliciousness. [Read more →]