09. Combos

Combos Flavors = Extreme Deliciousness

What is one of the best snack foods on this planet? Can you guess? Didn’t think so. If you want a srsly awesome snack food you would have your entire food pantry filled with nothing but Combos.

Combos combine the two best foods in the world to create the best snack food, ever. How can you go wrong? Start with an outside shell of baked cracker featuring tortilla or pretzel and then fill that shit with delicious pizza or cheese flavors. Ultra delicious… nay – Extreme Deliciousness.

Combos come in 7 different flavors! Yes, you read that right: 7. Cheddar Cheese Pretzel, Cheddar Cheese Cracker, Nacho Cheese Pretzel, Pepperoni Pizza, Pizzeria Pretzel, Zesty Salsa Tortilla and Jalapeno Cheddar Tortilla (you can’t even get this one everywhere yet).

The Roman Empire and Aqueducts

You know the reason why the Romans totally screwed themselves over, right? They built their Aqueducts (the shit that carried water to their cities) out of lead. If they used built them out of Combos it would have been a different story. They would have brought their cities the taste of 7 delicious flavors instead of taste of poison. Good going Romans, jeeze.

Roman Aqueducts Fail

The Earth’s Crust

In the  70’s NASA discovered that the actual crust of the earth is the made from Combo’s.

The Earth's Core is made of Combos; true story.

The Best Hangover Food – COMOBOS CEREAL IN SPACE!!1

Skip the fast food. Grab your favorite cereal and flavor of combos. Combine and enjoy! Combo’s and cereal is very well known in Ayurvedic medicine as a cure for hangovers.

INTRODUCING THE BEST CEREAL IN TEH GALAXY!!!