04. Pizza and Orange Soda

Orange Soda is the mother fucking best beverage pairing for pizza

What is the perfect beverage pairing for pizza? Beer might come to your mind. If your thinking this – you’re wrong. Orange Soda is the mother fucking best beverage pairing for pizza and that is the end of this discussion, period. Note: If you ever SRSLY want to end a discussion make sure you say “period”. The period means srsly don’t even try to argue anymore – SRS business.

The concern of what pizza to eat with your orange soda is of no matter. You can eat whatever the hell kind of pizza you find. I wouldn’t recommend Tony’s frozen pizza because it tastes like if you were to pour marinara sauce into a box of Kashi GoLean Cereal. Just choose your favorite pizza and orange soda; don’t make it all complicated.

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Pizza and Orange Soda is now recognized in many hospitals and used an alternative to radiation for cancer patients. It’s not wonder because because it’s clear that it’s the food of gods. One might say that eating like the gods will cure all humanly problems.

Zeus said it. He also has rock-hard abs, too.

What is the best diet? Pizza and Orange Soda. You will become ripped in no time. If your a male – your legs will become all burly and look like tree trunks, you will suddenly develop a impressive set of abs and your voice will deepen and sound very thunderous. You may even grow another set of balls. Females – your body hair will be as smooth and fine as one-thousand thread count Egyptian cotton sheets, your ass will be smoking hot and your breast size will increase significantly. You will also obtain the perfect shaped body and weight.

That's right ladies! Your body hair will be smooth and fine as these one-thousand thread count Egyptian sheets!

Enough said? Thought so.