A comprehensive list of SRSLY AWESOME STUFF!

Let’s face it – no one played Sim City because it was fun. People only played it because it was awesome to see an earthquake, tornado or massive volcano tear the hell out of your city. Srsly awesome.

All those hours you poured into that city – trying to find the perfect balance of taxes and pleasing bitchy citizens when they didn’t have any water or electricity. Sim people should be happy they have a home in the city YOU provided them with.

It's called - "Ending things on a good note"

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Everyone loves boats. Kids love boats, dogs love boats, old people love boats, gay people love boats, midgets love boats, even boats love boats. So you may be asking yourself, what’s better than a boat or what can make a boat even better than it already is? A houseboat, of course!

This Homemade Houseboat is "Leisure Island"

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Classical Music is like a symphony of pure sophistication when played, everything you do becomes more important and dramatic. That report you’re working on right now – BAM, higher priority level. That mouse you just used to click “send” in your e-mail now has become a much more bold and self-assured click. It was a mouse click of mother fucking CONFIDENCE because of Classical Music.

It’s what is associated with bookstores and coffee shops or a different time past where men wore funny white wigs, makeup and suspicious tunics. Tip: Never trust a man in a tunic. Most of the time you can make any situation more sophisticated when classical is played except for Flea Markets, Trailers and CiCi’s Pizza Restaurant. Nothing is sophisticated at CiCi’s Pizza; see picture below.

Om Nom Nom - CiCi's Pizza Buffet Senior Citizen Day

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